{"id":1188,"date":"2013-11-27T05:23:15","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T11:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/?p=1188"},"modified":"2014-02-08T04:26:10","modified_gmt":"2014-02-08T10:26:10","slug":"oldboy-remake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/?p=1188","title":{"rendered":"Oldboy  remake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1193\" alt=\"old3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old3.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"264\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;ve found most remakes of old Hollywood movies unnecessary at best (and for the most part dismal), I actually have enjoyed most of the recent Hollywood remakes of newer foreign films that I&#8217;ve seen- I found both <em>Let Me In<\/em> and <em>The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo\u00a0<\/em>just as good as the originals, and while <em>Quarantine<\/em> was not as good as <em>[rec]<\/em>, I did still enjoy it more than most remakes.<br \/>\nWhen it comes to Asian films, tho, something often seems lost in translation. \u00a0When they try to Americanize them, they lose a lot of their impact. \u00a0I found <em>The Ring<\/em> to be hilariously ridiculous, and most of the others I&#8217;ve seen (<em>Pulse<\/em>, <em>The Eye, Dark Water<\/em>, etc.) are generally just dull. \u00a0For some reason <em>The Grudge<\/em> was the only one that translated fairly well, possibly because they actually attempted to keep the minimilistic story and hightened sense of dread less Hollywood-ized.<\/p>\n<p>Now with <em>Oldboy<\/em>, they actually got a big name talent to bring it to U.S. audiences. \u00a0Spike Lee is known for his style and flair, and the original Korean film is also known for it&#8217;s style and flair. \u00a0So it would seem to be a match made in heaven, but once again something seems lost in translation.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1191\" alt=\"old1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old1.jpg\" width=\"264\" height=\"176\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The story is fairly similar to the original- a general waste of flesh (Josh Brolin) is kidnapped and imprisoned with no reason given for his imprisonment. \u00a0During this time he is framed for the murder of his ex-wife, falls into the depths of depresssion, then slowly pulls himself out of it and back together, ditching his alcoholism and working out, learning to fight and making himself into a new man while planning his escape.<\/p>\n<p>He is inexplicably released after 20 years, and has to figure out why he was imprisoned as well as find his daughter (who believes he killed her Mother) with the help of a childhood buddy and a young therapist\/ nurse (played by the Olsen twins younger sister, Elizabeth).<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1194\" alt=\"old4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old4.jpg\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The first thing that needs to be gotten out of the way is this- the plot is preposterous, and relies on years of meticulous plans and lucky coincidences all flawlessly coming together without a hitch. \u00a0If you cannot accept that and go with it, this movie will bug the hell out of you. \u00a0The original was also like this, but executed more realistically and it seemed easier to go with it than in this one (in which the main reason everything works is evidently because the antagonist is incredibly rich, with Bond villain type connections. This doesn&#8217;t explain how a lot of the coincidences come together so perfectly, or how he seemed to be able to forsee so much of what will transpire). \u00a0I think the kinetic style and atmosphere of the original helped mask and distract from the ridiculousness of the plot (as well as not having as many of the most ridiculous plot threads of the remake), and the feel of Spike Lee&#8217;s &#8216;just going through the motions&#8217; direction helped bring it out.<br \/>\nIf you can accept this, and just go with it, this is an entertaining but ultimately styleless and lacking remake of a far superior movie. \u00a0The actors do fairly well (a couple of bits of overacting notwithstanding) despite the bland direction, but the movie seemed more like a bunch of scenes cut together, with some of the connective tissue missing (it was originally over 3 hours long, and got cut down to 100 minutes). \u00a0It takes away from the emotional value (and therefore makes the twist ending, which you can see coming pretty far ahead of time, have less of an impact).<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1192\" style=\"width: 285px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1192\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1192\" alt=\"I did like Samuel L. Jackson's mohawk\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old2.jpg\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1192\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I did like Samuel L. Jackson&#8217;s mohawk<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So while I did enjoy it somewhat while I was watching it, I couldn&#8217;t help comparing just about every scene to the original, and thinking how the original did it better. \u00a0Then after it was over, the crushing ridiculousness of it all began to weigh on my mind. \u00a0Perhaps I would have liked the full 3 hour version better, but the main word I keep coming up with in conjunction with this movie is &#8216;lacking&#8217;; in emotion, realism, and conviction. \u00a0At least we&#8217;ll always have the original.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1195\" alt=\"old5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/old5.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;ve found most remakes of old Hollywood movies unnecessary at best (and for the most part dismal), I actually have enjoyed most of the recent Hollywood remakes of newer foreign films that I&#8217;ve seen- I found both Let Me &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/?p=1188\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews","category-oldboy-remake-2013"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1188"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1201,"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions\/1201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.postmoderntrashaeology.thezombified.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}